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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » What happen to Lucas
did he kill sum1 in prison 4real??

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Geo trevino
is it true he has been. shooting up steroids with RJ DEGALDO?? WOW ITS TRUE HE'S TRULY IS A ROCK BOTTOM. HE'S HOMELESS, SMOKES ICE, AND NOW SHOOTING UP. DELYNDA TREVINO COME GET YOUR BROTHER. FUNNY Y'ALL ACT LIKE A PERFECT FAMILY! far from it.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
I'll get you Tuck Biller. I'm going to leave a turd to bake on your truck hood and rub my yeast infected fish folds all over your seats and steering wheel.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Butt plumper underwear
anybody have a pair I can borrow? !

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Rain
let's dance naked in rain

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Tongue kiss or ass kiss
which one

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Shein
is the clothes good? do they deliver in uvalde?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » BEST Tortillas
fiesta bakery or taco way

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best cable
Company

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tina Tina Tina
Tina you retrieve my son Vladimir Puto I will give you 2 million rubles and a Siberian burger joint. I know you Chinese and I need Chinese oil to make sure I can drive cars. Vladimir Puto is traitor plays American football on team Frankenfool

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mexico has 100, 000 on missing person list
Mike Yuchnitz if you don’t retrieve my son Vladimir Puto I’m sending you to Siberia Optical where you will work in burger joint.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Whats that DIRTY ASS guys name with face tattoos that works at apple bees??
Tommy?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mexico has 100, 000 on missing person list
Leave Mexico alone I hid out there for years and they have nasty fire ants. Now I am on another yo yo diet I am not sick I didn’t have my stomach staples so don’t listen to crazy Chinese x wife

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best photo
phoyogra

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Nap
time

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Opening of mc Donald's
when

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Burger King
sucks

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » How much is dollar tree
heard prices changed

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best nail place
?? ! tell me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Plucking or wax
wax ouchy

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Chug beer
????

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Good wedding venue
help! I need a venue for my wedding in August

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Honey bowl
is it open to the public at night?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Kimberly (Crispin's daughter, )
has Chlamydia and discharges Green

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Mahala and emerald
are they a couple? where's Jr?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
I'd like to see some pictures of her roast beef.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
Wow! You sound like my kind of man/woman. I also like my freedumb and enjoy leaving turds in strategic locations. I'd love to have a picture of your turd. I'm bi, so I don't care if you're a man or a bearded lady.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Mexico has 100, 000 on missing person list
Most are working in Texas.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Why Things Happen ~ Jimmie Allen, Charley Pride, & Darius Rucker

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » T
h

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hk
tf

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I like
cars

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Subway
lunch date 1pm

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Julie Garza
drives me crazy love her

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Do you still play with
yoyos

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Favorite ice cream
flavor

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Oldy
jams

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Prison
5 year's fed

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Yellow teeth
are a big no.... brush them

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » New
mustang

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Axe deodorant
gave me a 4 rash

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Horse
I love my horse on my ranch, I love my ranch

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Brush your teeth
no smelly breath allowed

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hug big
love soft

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Hey u
si

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Star burst
orange

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Chad
beer

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Reee
ghhh

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Fffr
wwewwwwe

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Zz
d

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Yuo
tfgg

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » To
g

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
Yet it still hangs on your wall as your most prized possession & most valuable item in your home. Best smelling asswell, soon you will get hungry & try to eat it thinking there is no food shortage.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
So can me and a homie use a 2 for 1 discount orrr…..???

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
We had planned this photos shoot a while back, but some guy in a lifted truck with stupid looking semi exhausts, left a giant turd in the road and ruined the day. So all I ended up with was a picture of a turd.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
Vladimir Puto has agreed to ride naked, on his horse, down main street of Hondo tomorrow with his shlong hanging to the left side and in a taco shell. I will be doing a photo shoot with him and we ask that everyone act natural and go about your business. A complimentary photo will be mailed to every address in Hondo.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
And Still ~ Reba McEntire

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Desperado

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Hooly- adverb, cautiously; gently.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Favorite chips
Brand

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best hotels
in Hondo

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Red or green hot sauce
favorite

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Your favorite movie
new movies

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Big bird and emerald
I heard they run a mother daughter special 2 for $15 on Thursdays. Basically 7$ each

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Organizer
I need someone to organize my garage...I will pay!!! 830-333-5564

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best mechanic
I need me a good one

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » THIEfs
BECAREFUL there have been people robbing backyard's at night

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Gabe(turbo) and sophia
DID gabe really try to kill her, I heard Monica helped too? !!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best daycare in uvalde
looking for a day-care for my 6 month old

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Best river to fish at
Where should I go fishing at on Friday??

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » New in town
what's the Best bar to drink at?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Suicide
Just heard of a suicide at Mexican park...is that true

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Emerald sloppy smoker
if you like to smoke climax she will suck your dick for just a puff

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Geo and stress (HIV positive)
if you slept with them go get tested

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Big bird and emerald
DISCUSTING nasty prostitutes

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Blackfoot Train Train.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I want my Frankentacos!
I will sell my vintage VHS 21 Jump Street tapes for fat healthy fire ants. That Chinese x wife took my empire as I played dead in 103 heat in a bush covered with fire ants.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tina Tina Tina
I’m corrupt mayor for life and Yuchnitz is a turd that will be sent to labor in Don Pedro’s grease trap pits. The buffoon needs to be stung by fire ants everyday to stay alive. Faking his death is a bush with fire ants didn’t work out very well now he is back causing trouble again.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Transcendent - Exceeding the ordinary, exceptional

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Blazing Saddles

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Baked potato with sour cream and chives

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
I miss messing with her too tbh

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Tina Tina Tina
Give me back my optical centers I didn’t mean to hire a hitman to off you. I was only kidding I even went to sleep in a fire ant bed and fled to Mexico as I ran out of the morgue. They put a sack of potatoes in my coffin so no one knew. It was fun getting wasted on the Mexican beach everyday but I miss dressing like a flamboyant buffoon honking a horn selling cheap eyeglasses. I will open new optical center called Tina Tina Tina but you claim to be Korean when you are Chinese. No matter we can make up sell fortune cookies I will dress as a Chinese donkey and go Hee Haw buy fortune cookie from Tina Tina Tina.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I want my Frankentacos!
I left a massive poo on my hubby's side of the bed and blamed our Teacup Yorkie. Johnny claimed that he had bought me some Frankentacos, but I knew they were Taco Bell instead. Next time he'll bring me tacos from the poor scrawny and alcoholic's taco stand. No pink taco for hubby tonight.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
I used to mess with her when she was pregnant dirty girl literally

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
Yeah

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
No Nacistes Para Me - Latin BreedYouTube

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I took a nap in a fire ant bed
Just eat one of my famous tacos then you will make Sugabush very happy. Yuchnitz is no good at football we dress him like clown to go fetch malt liquor

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I took a nap in a fire ant bed
I bought a pair of glasses from you last week and my weiner now looks half the size it was before. Sugabush says so as well. I want my money back!

Castroville Topix/Craigslist replacement » Dance with coeds and get drunk
Look retards I made the Jacksonville Jaguars a winner! While being drunk and groping girls. Do I need to fix this mess? I will come to town with a keg of beer and show you how to win. When wasted you can read defenses better and you can kick your bad players in the nuts.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I took a nap in a fire ant bed
Yuchnitz! Get out of my optical centers you yo yo dieting buffoon I thought you were dead but here you are starting trouble again. You can’t play football you can only sleep with fire ants.

Castroville Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m suing you short fat Alsatians
I am a god yes a drunk god but a god nonetheless. Look idiots drunk coaches win Super Bowls and National Championships. A cooler of cold beer at practice is ok you pansies the team stinks anyways we will never beat anybody with a record over 500. Football coaches act like 12 year olds that is how it is so what. Now you short fat sausage stuffers just STFU already I’m will be wasted during football season.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I took a nap in a fire ant bed
I wasn’t dead just asleep from all the fire ant stings but I’m alive and I want my optical centers back from that crazy Chinese x wife. She used Chinese voo doo to rip off my optical centers. I hired no good Hitman and he tattled on me. My Yuchnitz Noodles scam got busted by a tattle tail it was repackaged Top Ramen I think I need a nap in a rattlesnake pit so I can get super powers and defeat crazy Chinese x wife

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic but Sanna Marin has a nice Culo so she sent my x wife picture of her butt x wife enraged that she has Frankenfool taco shells aim at Joseph Stalin x wife threatens me with egg attack but the corrupt mayor for life Roland Diaz used tax payer money to put an egg stopping net around my rusted out bunker so hahahahahahahahahaha

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Las Nubes ~ Little Joe

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
I know that I'm no taco bender though. She probably wouldn't squeal for me.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
That sounds real nice. She's pretty hot. I want to make her squeal. Maybe if I bring her some malt liquor.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
I grabbed her young Finnish butt and she squealed saying I am taco bender and your dad’s military is funny no good and we laugh at them. I joined Frankenfool Taco Stand brigade with best weaponized tacos on planet. War with Frankenfool x wife and 0-10 Sluggo is fun I’m staying in Texas.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Traffic shortcut
It's everyone trying their best to get out of this turd wipe town with the ugliest water towers in Texas.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
That includes my butt. That poor, scrawny, and alcoholic can grab what he'd like.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Finland better not join Club Frankenfool
Please bake them first. We're afraid our soldiers will get hungry from laughing at you all day. Lol! We will put an image of Frankenfool on our largest water tower, give him 2-way first class plane tickets, serve him all the malt liquor he'd like, and he can grab, at will, the butt of any and all women in our country.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Wrong forum bro.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Traffic shortcut
There's just too much traffic in this small town of Uvalde! OUT of towers are at fault for the dam traffic we are getting here!

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
You're welcome Archie 😊 Only Love Can Hurt Like This ~ Paloma Faith

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Live Free or Die Hard

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Steak w/gravy

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Encomium - noun, a formal expression of high praise.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Maceral: Geology of any of the organic units that constitute coal.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Chicken/rice/broccoli casserole

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Aw, thanks for the songs, my friend! I’m reminded of this song right now: Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys! 😜

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
So I just show up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
My toilet don't work so I been crapping in a Walmart bag, cover it with dirt & put a stake with a treasure chest sticker on it so I don't dig there again. Now I'm gonna charge people to come in & dig for treasure.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Thats for sure, I can't believe you didn't know not to break the glass out of the door.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Suck
[email protected]

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: X wife Chinese Tik Tok
I’m bringing Russian Tik Tok to town how to poison your critics but no worries I love American football and hamburgers I came as foe but now I like American baseball I like to hit baseball but no good on defense

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Why didn’t you all go to my parade
Lurch your wife shot herself with a hot beef injection now if only Frankenfool will let me join Geezer football team I can be a distraction with my goofy eyeglasses. My Chinese x wife uses Chinese magic to make people buy her cheap products.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Sounds like I’ve been doing it wrong.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
It works better if you bust the glass out of your microwave door and shove your junk in for about five minutes on high That's highly effective in preventing std's. My sister thought me that so I know it's true.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
A belated Mother's Day song to all the moms and my mom in heaven ❤ Mamas ~ Anne Wilson & Hillary Scott Amor Eterno ~ Rocio Durcal In Our Blood ~ Dylan Scott & Jimmie Allen

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Captain Crunch

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Eraser

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Satori - noun, sudden enlightenment.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hi Everyone. Leave your trace here, just say hello.
Hello Archie and She Wears Crocs, wishing the both of you a great day! When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot 🪢 in it and hang on ~ F.D.R

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Why didn’t you all go to my parade
My wife shot herself. We should have went to Hondo instead of Evansville. Good job with frankenfool exwife

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Why didn’t you all go to my parade
I bend great taco for Frankenfool he says I’m good employee I gave his x wife rotten taco and she went to hospital with food poisoning. Poisoning people I learned well in Russia hahahahahahahahahaha

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
It's ok, I will stand real close to the microwave when I'm done.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Better do both just in case.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Will Saran Wrap do the job?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Why didn’t you all go to my parade
That sounds like a high salary job. A career job! I'm a lil envious. I guess it's back to making license plates for me.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Double wrap it she gave something a while back. Watch out shes sick she boney for a reason

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Why didn’t you all go to my parade
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic and yes Vladimir Puto is back he missed American football so he will be running back. Joseph Stalin is getting his butt kicked by Ukraine 55-0 was humiliating to Vladimir Puto so he left Siberia burger flipping job for Frankenfool’s Taco Stand as a taco bender.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: X wife Chinese Tik Tok
I will help you Yuchnitz but first you must go to Moscow with fire ants and put them in Joseph Stalin pants then I will help you learn American football game.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Why didn’t you all go to my parade
I was showing off my new potato guns and chorizo missiles but my dad Joseph Stalin wasn’t impressed and sending back to USA to play running back for Frankenfool’s Geezer team. So I’m back and I brought illegal tax free vodka for everyone.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
I would move to Siberia and sell eyeglasses but Vladimir told me there are no fire ants so i wouldn’t survive. Crazy x wife sent a goon to smash my sunglasses I was selling on the streets so I took a nap in a fire ant bed to feel better.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
Vladimir is a good employee he is the best burger flipper in Siberia his dad made him play potato ball and he sucked. Vladimir Puto will own his own Burger King in Siberia so screw you Joseph Stalin.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
Vladimir Puto has ruined Russia. He is an embarrassment to us. While he's flopping burgers in Siberia, I'm going to find his secret assets which are worth US billions...which he has swindled from our people... and every Russian will get their share after I've taken my cut out for finding and recovering it.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » X wife Chinese Tik Tok
I demand trump ban Tik Tok that crazy Chinese x wife is showing videos of me laying dead in ant beds while she dances over my corpse. But I was faking it those fire ants are painful now I want my optical centers back. Chinese crazy woman and her fortune cookies are inedible you fools.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
Cindy or cynthia?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
That is hot!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz to try out for football team
Those chubby chicks smashed my box of cheap eyeglasses and took away my clown outfit making me run through town naked and sent the video to my Chinese x wife. Now Chinese x wife is laughing at me posted it on Chinese You Tube.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
Here you go you tell me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
I thought she was a good girl now lol

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz to try out for football team
I've got my chubby chick squad tailing Yuchnitz and Lictor. Any attempt to take out my baby, will result in death or near death by a powerful Berthquake. Don't mess with my poor scrawny and alcoholic lover.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
I told my son Vladimir Puto if he got tattoo he will be sent to Siberia to flip American hamburger patties! So be it my son will be in the Siberian America hamburger flipping business. He is horrible at invading and his teenage hussy girlfriend is no good! I’m thinking about sending him to Mike Yuchnitz but those stupid fire ants Yuchnitz must be stung by everyday to stay alive. I told Vladimir to shut up and keep flipping American hamburger patty.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
My son Puto's looking rough after a week in Siberia. Hahaha!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
STFU Yuchnitz I like the x wife’s glasses I have several pair. Playing dead in a fire ant bed what a douche! Dress up like a circus clown blowing horns and making balloon animals you stooge.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz to try out for football team
I’m hiring Victor Lictor to take out poor scrawny and alcoholic town hero Frankenfool for cutting me from the football team yes I’m covered in fire ants I need the venom to live that no good Chinese woman is behind all of this I think I will call Joseph Stalin to see if Vladimir can come back to America to form football team those Chinese eye glasses are junk

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
Something’s gotta give

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
YouTube

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
She has an insta, not sure if she’ll add you though.

Camp Wood Topix/Craigslist replacement » Efficiency apt rentals
Looking for something small and cheap. As long as it has toilet, shower, sink, small bed, just for 1 person.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Yes pics i wanna see her

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
Genesis 2:18 18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him. From and including Monday, February 18, 0004 (Julian calendar in United States. ) To and including Thursday, May 5, 2022 (Gregorian calendar) Result: 737, 139 days It is 737, 139 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 2018 years, 2 months, 18 days including the end date. Or 24218 months, 18 days including the end date. Alternative time units 737, 139 days can be converted to one of these units: 63, 68, 8809, 600 seconds 1, 061, 480, 160 minutes 17, 691, 336 hours 737, 139 days 105, 305 weeks and 4 days 201, 955.89% of a common year(365 days) From and including Friday, February 18, 2022 To and including: Thursday, May 5, 2022 Result: 77 days It is 77 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 2 months, 18 days including the end date. Alternative time units 77 days can be converted to one of these units: 6, 652, 800 seconds 110, 880 minutes 1848 hours 77 days 11 weeks 21.10% of 2022 Chicago V Saturday in the park From and including Monday, July 10, 1972 To and including Thursday, May 26, 2022 Result: 18, 218 days It is 18, 218 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 49 years, 10 months, 17 days including the end date. Or 598 months, 17 days including the end date. Alternative time units 18, 218 days can be converted to one of these units: 1, 574, 035, 200 seconds 26, 233, 920 minutes 437, 232 hours 18, 218 days 2602 weeks and 4 days 4991.23% of a common year(365 days)

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
From Genesis to Revelation is the debut studio album by English rock band Genesis, released on 7 March 1969 on Decca Records. The album originated from a collection of demos recorded in 1967 while the members of Genesis were pupils of Charterhouse in Godalming, Surrey. • Recorded: August 1968 (except "Silent Sun", recorded December 1967) • Genre: Psychedelic pop, folk, art rock • Released: 7 March 1969 From and including: Friday, March 7, 1969 To and including: Thursday, May 5, 2022 Result: 19, 418 days (1958) It is 19, 418 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 53 years, 1 month, 29 days including the end date. Or 637 month, 29 days including the end date. This calculator ignores DST clock changes. To include them, use our World Time and Date Calculator and enter your location as the start and end location. Alternative time units 19, 418 days can be converted to one of these units: • 1, 677, 715, 200 seconds • 27, 961, 920 minutes • 466, 032 hours • 19, 418 days • 2774 weeks • 5320.00% of a common year(365 days)

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
Philip David Charles Collins LVO (born 30 January 1951) is an English drummer, singer-songwriter, record producer, and actor. He is best known for his tenure as the drummer and lead singer of the rock band Genesis and for his solo career which began in 1981 From and including: Tuesday, January 30, 1951 To and including: Thursday, May 5, 2022 Result: 26, 029 days 8011

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Putin weed makes you fart out your ears
The Ukrainian Jew Nazi Fascist Pig is stealing my weed business.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You all get the Chorizo
You yo yo weight dieting fool I thought you were dead with silly clown! I got all the optical centers go sleep in a fire ant bed or be a cheerleader for that Geezer football team that cut you. You clean toilets for Don Pedro lol and you tried to hire Victor Lictor to off me but I paid more hahahahahahahahahaha you clown.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
Mike Yuchnitz didn’t make Geezer football team the loco likes to take naps in fire ant beds and dresses like a clown. Yelling about some Chinese woman and eyeglasses. I think my x wife who hates me because I was kickoff only is giving Yuchnitz eggs to throw at me.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Yuchnitz to try out for football team
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic and a qb now Yuchnitz wants to play on the football team but he is full of fire ant stings and dresses like a clown. I’m thinking he can be a sideline clown blowing up balloons and hula hooping. Yuchnitz has no athletic ability so he doesn’t make the team all he wants is to sell cheap junk eyeglasses. He likes to play dead in ant beds is he a loco? Always yelling about some Chinese woman that took his eyeglasses away and some Hitman ripped him off. I think x wife has an egg attack planned with Yuchnitz.

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
Genesis 2:18 New International Version 18 The Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him From and including: Monday, February 18, 0004 (Julian calendar in United States. ) To and including: Thursday, May 5, 2022 (Gregorian calendar) Result: 737, 139 days It is 737, 139 days from the start date to the end date, end date included. Or 2018 years, 2 months, 18 days including the end date. Or 24218 months, 18 days including the end date. Alternative time units 737.139 days can be converted to one of these units: 63.688, 809.600 seconds 1.061.480.160 minutes 17.691.336 hours 737.139 days 105, 305 weeks and 4 days 201, 955.89% of a common year. (365 days) ⚖️ 🤫

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Any pics?? I gotta see this under cover ho!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Poor girl shes always been helpless, watch she will sleep with your husband boyfriend brother anyone she is Phsyco!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Homeboy rob hit a few months back easy

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
I will kiss Don Pedro Mexican Mormon’s ass to stay in the USA and clean his toilets and grease traps as I plot on how to get my optical centers back from that Chinese crazy x wife. His food is good especially the enchiladas with Fritos and a Pepsi.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Rachel nava
No way she’s looked up?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I support Mike Yuchnitz he is being oppressed by the Chinese government and that Chinese x wife. He was in an ant bed for two hours before they supposedly declared him dead he was just in an ant poison coma. Yuchnitz works in my restaurants cleaning toilets and grease traps not a glorious position but it is a start. I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I’m not an Oreo.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
That Chinese x wife knows I’m alive now she is hires goons to run me out of the country back to Mexico. That Hitman I hired was incompetent and I had to play dead in 103 degree sun in a bush in a pay by the week flop house getting stung by fire ants and some kind of stinging beetles. Now I got busted repacking Top Ramen trying to pass them off as Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles. I want x wife deported back to China she started the Chinese Flu!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
Mike, I tried to help you by saying that your ramen noodles were better than others, but now you've made me look foolish by admitting that they are repackaged Top Ramen. I can no longer support you. Your Chinese ex wife had offered to let me fondle her butt if I spied on you for her and I'm going to take her up on the offer.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Putin weed makes you fart out your ears
Glad im ear pootin.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Rachel nava
Border patrol jail

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Analysa hernandez
Border patrol

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Rachel nava
Where’s this hoe

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Analysa hernandez
Saved from what

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
I’m being sued by Top Ramen! So what is repackaged Top Ramen into Yuchnitz Noodles. Eat the noodles.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
You humping my Chinese x wife Farmer Pete? Go ahead I don’t care I just want my optical centers. Play dead in a fire ant bed for hours then come back a talk. I will 39.99 your behind.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
I will, I was sitting there outside eating my sh#t sandwich when up walked a big fat smelly farm woman, all I had to say was come sit next to me ya fat foker & it's been stinkbomb fart love ever since we started slipping the hogs together.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
My husband, Don Pedro, has been dabbling in flatulence in the kitchen of his nasty restaurant. I will not eat there again. I'm going to eat Frankentacos instead. Frankenfool's sauce makes my juices flow anyway.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda
Watch out, she got STDs so use a condom. Her number was in another thread, don’t know if it works. Just show up.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Aww is diz jesse sticking up for his ho sister

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Time* ^

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
When’s the last someone hit that?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You all get the Chorizo
My x Chinese wife gave me the chorizo that ungrateful jezebel now I’m still messed up from playing dead in a bush with fire ants. Jimmy Dean is selling me a few tons of chorizo to give to me x wife that Chinese communist. Victor Lictor is a horrible Hitman don’t ever hire that clown. Now Chinese woman get ready for the chorizo.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
Don Pedro is a great Mexican Mormon and he is going to help me acclimate back into American culture I might become a Mormon myself as my x Chinese wife worships the devil. Once my optical center is open I will be back for revenge after faking dead in a bush at a cheap rent by the week dump and being sick for years from fire ant venom I will be back nuttier than ever.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
Keep eating my noodles that worthless Hitman ruined my life. I put down a 5, 000 $ down payment he kept the money and went to the cops. Now that Chinese woman prancing around on TV showing off my optical stores she took from me as I still suffer from those 15, 000 fire ant stings.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
You talk about good! Those Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles are much better than ramen noodles. Frankenfool said that they go awfully well with malt liquor.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
Oh Jesus FRIKIN Christ! Yuchnitz you will end up working for Don Pedro cleaning toilets in his nasty restaurants. I didn’t off the Chinese woman because she paid me more money to turn you in to the police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
STFU Yuchnitz! I didn’t off the Chinese woman because she offered me more to turn your azz in to the police. Now I have a great job working for the Chinese lady. Go make some moronic commercials you bufoon so I can laugh at you as you had to hide in Mexico.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
Buy my Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles so I can bring you an optical center. That ungrateful Chinese hussy needs to be stopped. She thought I was dead covered in fire ants. It hurt you SOB Chinese woman damn little ants sting. I dressed up like a clown on TV to impress her then my worthless Hitman botched the job and I got hammered in court. She took my optical centers and I fled to Mexico. Go ahead dig up my grave it is empty just a few sacks of sand to add weight I was watching my own funeral from the bushes seeing how everyone was happy getting a piece of my optical empire. But I’m alive I’m back to take revenge and the Chinese woman is going down.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
That crazy Chinese x wife made me fake my death as I laid in some bushes getting stung by fire ants it was humiliating. Now you buy those cheap glasses. I dressed up like an ass clown for years on TV to build an optical empire until that cut rate Hitman botched everything. He told the cops but what do you expected for 39.99 Hitman apparently not much. But just wait I am back and will take back my stuff from that Chinese x wife that is evil.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles
Well people looks like an optical center is on the way. Mike Yuchnitz can launch a comeback bid in the optical world. Get even with his Chinese x wife with a new brand of Ramen Noodles called Yuchnitz. Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles can be purchased at the courthouse this will help fund the optical center. That crazy Chinese x wife ruined Mike Yuchnitz but he is back for revenge. So buy some Yuchnitz Chinese Noodles.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
You da man!

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
It took me months to recover from all the fire ant stings when I passed out in the bushes at that tent by the week flop house. You all thought I was dead but I went to Mexico to beat that murder for hire wrap. Now that crazy Chinese x wife has all my stuff and I want it back. Selling my optical supplies on tv flaunting her stuff because she thought I was dead. Surprise I’m back and will start making crazy commercials again dressing like a pimp with the help of the corrupt mayor for life Roland Diaz. My weight will Yo Yo from gaining and losing 100 pounds at a time. No I wasn’t sick that nutty x Chinese wife but intestinal worms in my food. But it worked and I lost 100 pounds in a month. My fat son sided with that crazy Chinese mother of his that traitor so he will get liquidated too once my optical center is up and running. X Chinese wife is a communist I bet you fools didn’t know that. She is planning to take over and oppress the optical buying public.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
Tina you sell glasses for my ungrateful x Chinese wife that yes you can grab her butt anytime. I’m not dead and I’m working with Roland Diaz to open an optical center. I’m taking back my empire she took from me. That worthless hit man failed to do his job so I had to fake my death while I got sting by fire ants! Mexico was fun did a lot of blow and drank margaritas but now it is time to return and take back my throne.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
You people are sick. Don't come to me for glasses.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I am alive you fools
You're Chinese x wife had a nice butt for grabbing. I'm going to miss that.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Analysa hernandez
She’s washing something smelly and ain’t your feet and she ain’t in Moscow. Girl barely knows where uvalde is.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I am alive you fools
You fools ruined my plans to open an optical center in town now you will pay. I had a meeting with Roland Diaz he knew I didn’t die in a bush as my corpse was eatin by fire ants. That was a fake crisis actor with the help of Roland Diaz. Now that Chinese x wife is on TV selling my glasses after she ripped me off. I will sell American made optical eyewear not Chinese junk my x wife shamelessly sells. You clowns thought I was dead but I was in Mexico drinking margaritas on a tropical beach while you clowns are sitting around in a cornfield drinking cheap nasty beer. Now my optical center will be here in town and my Chinese x wife will be liquidated after stealing my optical centers. My commercials will be more outrageous as ever and that ungrateful Chinese x wife will pay.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Analysa hernandez
She is in Moscow washing my smelly feet.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
My son Vladimir Puto is horrible at potato ball shame of Russia I’m sending him to Siberia to flip American hamburger patty.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Analysa hernandez
Where’s is this hoe

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
What does she look like

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Once a ho always

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
St. Augustine of Hippo (A.D. 354-430) wrote "Numbers are the Universal language offered by the deity to humans as confirmation of the truth." Similar to Pythagoras, he too believed that everything had numerical relationships and it was up to the mind to seek and investigate the secrets of these relationships or have them revealed by divine grace.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
I am poor scrawny and alcoholic but will be qb against Bandtucky not going to lose to bunch of goofy meth heads from Bandtucky the chubby chicks are on the line all I have to to is throw 5 yards passes to speedy and Kip and it will be 63-0 x wife can show off her saggy everything hahahahahahahahahaha

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
! 97 !

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
867-5309

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
So what’s her number

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You all get the Chorizo
I’m keeping Monica in my office as a slave but she likes it. I’m corrupt mayor for life and will give the people what they want.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
We have the meats! Free roast beef in the break room.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
What’s her number

Trenton Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: This one’s going to be good 👍 …watch
YouTube

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: You all get the Chorizo
I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I will serve Jimmy Dean chorizo in my restaurants and yes I treat my employees like crap I underpay them make them clean floors by hand and if they back talk I won’t let them eat. You have to keep order. I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I am not an Oreo!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
I will ride her in my lifted up dually with semi exhaust pipes.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » You all get the Chorizo
I’m giving everybody in town the Chorizo you will obey Jimmy Dean or else.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
All woman’s butts are up for grabbing as Frankenfool returns as qb poor scrawny and alcoholic but a qb. Bandtucky says they will whoop our geezers in football so we have a game. Those Bandera BOBOSOS have no clue what they are getting into. Those methed out hicks from Bandtucky are in for a 63-0 whooping. I am corrupt mayor for life sure go out and vote I get 100%.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
Malt liquor party tonight at the courthouse in celebration of Frankenfool's return to starting qb! Mayor Diaz has a truck load coming in. Free for all butt grabbing and it's encouraged. Malt liquor in one hand, butt in the other.

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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Linda enriquez
She gave me an std I will never forgive her for that. Went to go see her while another dude just walked out and she said he's just another truck of mine but come on in. I should of never listen to her now I am stuck with a disease that won't go away. She is infecting everyone. Beware of her she is not clean and her vagina looks like roast beef

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I kicked Vladimir Puto off the team
i am poor scrawny and alcoholic but should have been qb in 72 but was kickoff only x wife found out and left me in old rusted trailer. Vladimir was homesick and started throwing eggs instead of footballs so he is back in Russia playing potato ball. I am the starting Geezer qb again now x wife says she is going to throw eggs at me again and sluggo is still 0-10 no yards no TDs and she is all wrinkled and saggy hahahahahahahahahaha

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Capricious - Adjective: Given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Bohemian Rhapsody

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Refried beans with cheese and salsa

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Fire and Rain - James Taylor

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Girl Goes Crazy 🤪 Cole Swindell

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hi Everyone. Leave your trace here, just say hello.
Hello Archie, you're welcome 😊! Have a pleasant afternoon!

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
The Avengers

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Asparagus

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Imprimatur- noun, an imprimatur is an official approval.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Report don’t engage
Yes I will do a dance off with Vladimir Puto. But no grizzly bear riding naked through Russian streams.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking over this mess
Darth you can fly in my 707.

Alice Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hookers in alice tx
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Address to

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
I like her bangs.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking over this mess
Instead of vaporizing them, could you sentence them to life in my basement? After 30 years behind bars, I need some boys to "play" with.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Adamant - Adjective: Unshakable or insistent, especially in maintaining a position or opinion. Unyielding.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
YouTube

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hi Everyone. Leave your trace here, just say hello.
Thank you, Raven. I hope everybody had a great weekend and a good Easter celebration!

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Lobster with butter and garlic sauce

Carrizo Springs Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mercadies and domingo
Sounds like Domingo’s bitter ass baby mama starting this thread and responding to herself lmao! Get a life

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m taking over this mess
I got a Death Star and I’m tired of Earth but I support Frankenfool and like his tacos so I will spare all of you. Vladimir and Pancho Puto I have had it with so I’m going to vaporize those clowns. Joseph Stalin your sons have failed ok I will keep Vladimir as an American football QB and running back but you and the Pancho Puto are gone.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: It is going to rain taco shells
You Putos are panochas and your dad is a Joto. I’m the ruler of the galaxy and if you two can get the job down I will vaporize you panochas.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
Pancho I’m going to squash you and that crazy girl then send you back to Moscow to live with dad.

Alice Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hookers in alice tx
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Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: It is going to rain taco shells
Frankenfool hot sauce will destroy those stupid meat missiles before they even get close. Dad you know that 1950s tech is no good. Hot sauce drones are right over you now ready to drop sauce on you. Your shells are stale and taste horrible like all Russian food.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Vladimir Puto vs John Travolta disco dance contest
Screw you dad I’m going disco dancing and will win the contest. I’m being trained by LaFonda so there. I will defeat John Travolta use the prize money to buy into Frankenfool’s taco stand business. Your other son Pancho Puto now mows Biden grass and serves the old goat beer and pretzels. Your rubles are no good I want American dollars.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Buck Tiller is Russian bear back boy
I will ride a Russian grizzly bear to show the American cowboy is tough.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
All of you are being reported to standards and practices. However you can attend the weekly weeny roast and disco dancing contest. We will watch Star Trek videos and discuss crime reporting strategies. It will be jolly and fun.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny roast and disco dancing contest
Report the dope salesman but don’t engage just report. Uvalde PD will be asleep just gently wake up an officer and report the sale of dope. Then at the weekly weeny roast you will be honored and get to choose the disco dancing contest music. Captain Kirk will be proud. Remember we are a observe and report only crime fighting club.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Weeny roast and disco dancing contest
You mad because you’re too fat lazy and stupid to get work and move away from mom? Can’t sit on your coward ass on her porch all your life selling dope to amistad employees…sorry no one told you earlier

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Vladimir Puto vs John Travolta disco dance contest
I am outraged! This is insulting my son disco dancing against sweat hog John Travolta! I’m going to shoot off meat missiles on all of you.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » It is going to rain taco shells
My son Vladimir Puto has betrayed me now your town will be taco shelled. Crispy and Soft taco shells until you surrender. Give my son back and sell KGB Pizza to Russia at a discount.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Report don’t engage
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic but Vladimir Puto won the disco dancing contest now wants to be professional disco dancer and challenges John Travolta to dance contest

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Bertha's upset
I’m poor scrawny and alcoholic but I got off the tracks before the train rolled by. I will be qb again and move Vladimir Puto to running back he wants to try another position. I don’t care if Bertha bangs uncle Rico we all share the chubby chicks. Joseph Stalin in engaged at Vladimir Puto playing American football wants him in Ukraine but the Puto wants to stay here. X wife and sluggo tried to egg me but Kip used his karate on them.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Bertha's upset
Big Bertha is upset that Frankenfool is coaching now instead of playing football. After a heated argument, she left him and will be staying in my van with me for a few days. It's tight in there, but she hugged me up and I was really relaxed. Frankenfool hit the malt liquor hard and was found passed out on the railroad tracks this morning.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Rowdy Ds
can not understand that JUAN DAVIAL lets his cousin Jay smoke Meth in the back in the blue building. Also seems like john browns wife is always there as well, Is Jay and johns wife a couple, it sure seems like it. Think jay did this with some one wife a few months back. wonder if john knows,

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Suck
I am!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Suck
Who here is sucking dick?

Paris Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Native Parisian writes LGBTQ book
It's called Goodnight Sweetheart

Paris Topix/Craigslist replacement » Native Parisian writes LGBTQ book
The book was written by Sheila Walker-Carroll. Has anyone else read it? Not so sure how I feel about it. Its free to download on Kindle at [LINK]

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will restore Mexican Russian glory
I got dumped a few blocks from the white house they need to hire me as grounds keeper I’m a natural. Go play your stupid American football I got grass to mow.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
Do you want to see the thing I go pee pee with?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
This girl came knocking on my door a few months back trying to get me to go to churrch, lmao u goin to hell all youve done and i dont know jesus yeah right

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Weeny roast and disco dancing contest
We are starting the Uvalde chapter of the auxiliary police we report criminal activity we don’t engage the criminal. We wear Star Trek style shirts with a Star Trek style organizational strategy. Each week we have a weeny roast then a disco dancing contest the winner gets a John Travolta trophy and a life size poster of John Travolta. Some of you make fun of us calling us nerds and such but we are out there reporting criminal activities. Show off your dance moves after the weeny roast everyone is invited. You might just win and get that John Travolta trophy and life size poster. Discuss some reporting methods and remember we just observe and report.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
I just reported you to the authorities. We report we don’t engage.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Report don’t engage
Oh STFU you nerds I see you freaks acting like you are in Star Trek snitching on people you fruit loops

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Report don’t engage
The auxiliary police are here to report crimes but will not engage the people committing the crimes. We are here to observe and to report only. We operate with a Star Trek style system complete with uniform and badge. Each week we have a weeny roast and disco dancing contest under a replica of the starship Enterprise. The winner gets a John Travolta trophy and life size poster. It is always a fun time so support the auxiliary police.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
The bus to DC went over Hondo creek BYU goons in creek all wet trying to catch carp. Don Pedro is fake Mexican Mormon and is an Oreo

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m on bus to Washington DC
Jack went off in Arkansas at a chicken farm I’m staying in DC I’m ground keeper for Washington Redskins so I’m not going to Russia. Potato ball is boring we too poor for America baseball

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m on bus to Washington DC
I was riding bus but driver not let friend "jack" off.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
He's hanging out

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Pray ~🙏~ Jimmie Allen, Monica, Little Big Town

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
I’m Don Pedro Mexican Mormon and I’m recruiting a new goon squad to capture and return Vladimir Puto back to Moscow so he can play potato ball.

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Keep a word Drop a word
Good Burger

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: **Double Fun Word Game**
One Taco EO

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Count To 300 In A Sentence!
See you at 2:15!

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Last Post Wins!
Still winning!

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hey Grandpa What's For Supper?
Breaded chicken mashed potatos with gravy.

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: 5 letter word, Change 1 letter
Meads Hello Poppi

Falfurrias Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: How Many Flapjacks Can Maybe21 Flip?
310

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
Hondo Creek infested with Cobra Kai venom by the Chinese mob. Now everyone has Covid except Frankenbunny, the Easter egg thrower. Bunny drank Frankenfools malt liquor instead of the water to develop immunity to the virus. Antidote for the virus is reported to be bunny balls in Ivermectin gravy on Big Berthas biscuits. More updates later on Rumble tv. Check local listings.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
I'm looking for a good reaming. Jeremy isn't big enough to stretch me good. Can't find a big'n in Evansville, in anymore.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
I hear that Yeti's perform unspeakable acts on men in Siberia. Good riddance Goons!

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Colder Weather ~ Zac Brown Band

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
Why do want to know for silly smart ass !

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Won't Let Go ~ Rascal Flatts

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hi Everyone. Leave your trace here, just say hello.
Hello Archie and She Wears Crocs, wishing you both a wonderful and peaceful day! God bless you both 🙏 ❤

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Four Cheese Bread

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I purged Don Pedro’s BYU Goons
I sent 150 BYU Goons to Siberia! I’m now American football QB and baseball DH. The BYU Goons should have never messed with my coaches Frankenfool and Uncle Rico. Don Pedro your food stinks and you are a fake Mormon. I’m never returning to Moscow and bought back KGB Pizza the best pizza in town. Now I must throw footballs for propaganda film by Uncle Rico’s van. Kip is out selling Tupperware buy some it will finance football equipment and good baseball helmet.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Buck Tiller is Russian bear back boy
Vladimir will ride grizzly bears to shame American sissy cowboy.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chyanne
I’m looking for Vladimir Puto he will return to Moscow.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Puto and Joseph avenge 1980 hockey loss
Yes alive because we start potato ball league in a few weeks.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chyanne
Bob Oso? The chief moron at McDonald's?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Puto and Joseph avenge 1980 hockey loss
Does he have to be alive?

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Construe- Verb, to analyze the arrangement and connection of words in a sentence or to understand or to explain the sense or intention of something in a particular way.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Puto and Joseph avenge 1980 hockey loss
10 million rubles for anybody you brings home my son Vladimir Puto. You can by a Big Mac with that kind of cash.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Joseph Stalin flew helicopter to Uvalde blew up taco stand
Come home Puto I will have many women for you to grab their butts and I will bring American football to Russia.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Buck Tiller is Russian bear back boy
I will play American baseball for Uvalde Coyotes baseball club we will play Moscow and beat my dad’s team the potato humpers. I hate my dad he is drunk and slobbers on himself.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
I will make her subservient Russian wife to scrub floors on hand and knees.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
I heard a family member had all them sisters!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Tessa ramirez
Behave she's a good girl lol ha

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chyanne
I ride grizzly bear to impress her she gave me number you get nothing

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Puto and Joseph avenge 1980 hockey loss
I ride grizzly bear in Russian rodeo much tougher than bull riding I’m here to take Vladimir Puto back home his dad is angry. Potato league is open in Russia the Puto went 0-26 much shame to Moscow.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Chyanne
Anyone got get number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Buck Tiller is Russian bear back boy
Buck Tiller rides grizzly bears bare back in Russian rodeo. Tougher than American cowboy only ride sissy bulls. I will ride grizzly bear from Del Rio to Uvalde to show how sissy American rodeo is.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
Do you leave 'em loose? ☺️

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
Nothing is bigger here in Texas except for the state and my dick which many women like what else can you ask for.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Мои два сына вернутся домой
I’m not going back to Russia screw your dad. I’m now learning American baseball game I’m good at hitting the baseball but poor on defense. All we did was plat potato ball back in Russia and we sucked was 0-26 laughing stock of Moscow potato league

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Мои два сына вернутся домой
Мои сыновья-предатели будут возвращены в Россию с помощью Бака Тиллера. I will go to USA retrieve Vladimir Puto myself.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m on bus to Washington DC
I’m going to be waterboy for Washington Redskins football team a real NFL waterboy. I’m staying in USA Joseph Stalin aka deadbeat dad.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
Do the women in Texas have large vajayjays?

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto verdadero luchador ruso
Wow. Jeremy's story... I feel really relaxed now.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
A Time To Kill

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Roast Beef Sandwich

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Contentious - Adjective - Causing or likely to cause an argument, controversial. “A contentious issue”.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
[LINK]

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Imagine - John Lennon

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Joe Biden said we are welcome locos
Jeremy you need to meet up with Buck Tiller and plan together. Get me son Vladimir Puto back to Moscow.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto verdadero luchador ruso
I like Jeremy I will send him to Ukraine then to USA to retrieve my son Vladimir Puto.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I want to play American baseball
I think I can hit a baseball very good so I try American baseball it will piss off my dad Joseph Stalin back in Russia no baseball allowed we could only hit potatoes it was boring. Instead we rode grizzly bears but then the west found out it was photoshop

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m on bus to Washington DC
I want to wrestler Starla in baby oil match.

Houston County Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Brylon Carr: Anti-White Racist
And what can you do about that?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Joe Biden said we are welcome locos
We donts care he welcomed us USA! I'm on way to dc

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
I once munched on your sister's moldy carpet. She had to lay with her upper body downhill so that her fat belly rolled up between her monster milk jugs, thus exposing her sweaty beaver.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m on bus to Washington DC
Thank you Governor Abbott!

Houston County Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Brylon Carr: Anti-White Racist
He's a racist idiot.

Houston County Topix/Craigslist replacement » Brylon Carr: Anti-White Racist
He's an idiot and an anti white racist.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I will restore Mexican Russian glory
Too bad sucker you are on a bus to DC as I play QB for American football team.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto verdadero luchador ruso
Speak English you wetback I learned American English to be American football QB you are now on a bus to DC hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m on bus to Washington DC
You are lucky Vladimir they put me on bus to Washington DC I passed right by poor scrawny and alcoholic rusty out trailer and your bunker. I stuck the finger at you put both of you were passed out drunk. Dad is angry I’m going to DC. I now have a match with an old bat name Polosi. I must wrestle her to get a bus ticket back to Mexico you will pay Vladimir Puto and Frankenfool along with Kip and Uncle Rico.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
She is in my stable to defend me against the chubby chicks.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mexico to take over Texas with corn pops help
I will defeat Vladimir Puto in the wrestle ring.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
I will take her as my ring valet when I wrestle Vladimir Puto.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto vs Vladimir Puto
Dad said if I defeat Vladimir I can control the vodka trade in Mexico. I’m stuck under a bridge in Acuna.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Watch out for this girl she's crazy
Dose she got a goos body?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Mexico to take over Texas with corn pops help
The Russians are teaming up with Mexico to TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Cornpops daughters resort to satisfying the oldygarks
Cornpops daughters ass sets been taken, they are now earning that dirty dollar. Easing the tention of the odygarks from losing their Dingies.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
My sister is also, She can only see that beaver in the mirror, even then she has to pull up that big old puss gut to get a view. No worries on incest here, my widdle we we would never stretch that far.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: My big fat aunt birtha moved to Texas where everything's bigger
She's got Dunlop Disease. Her bellys done lopped over the waist band of her stretchy pants. An abdominal blanket conceals her massive beaver.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto vs Vladimir Puto
You have very little chance of defeating Vladimir Puto in the ring. Don't forget who he's trained by.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Any type of Music🎤
Ghost Story 👻 Carrie Underwood

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Movie's 🎬
Man On Fire

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Favorite Foods
Shish Kebab

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Pancho Puto verdadero luchador ruso
Sacaré a Frankenfool al pobre flacucho y alcohólico del ring y lo venceré frente al corrupto alcalde Roland Diaz. La gente me amará mejor.

Hondo Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Pancho Puto vs Vladimir Puto
Vladimir Puto Te derrotaré en el ring de lucha y luego te haré comer comida del restaurante Don Pedro. Restauraré el orgullo de Joseph Stalin.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Word of the Day
Mettlesome- adjective, full of vigor and stamina, strength of spirit or temperament.

Premont Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Hi Everyone. Leave your trace here, just say hello.
Hello Raven! Thank you so much! I hope you have a wonderful day, as well! Hello She Wears Crocs! Come out, come out, wherever you are! 🤣 Wishing you a wonderful day, too! TGIF! Have a great weekend, both of you! 🤗

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